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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:55 pm    Post subject: Extreme Redneck Reply with quote

You know you're an Extreme Redneck when:
>
> 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table
> in front of her kids.
>
> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending
> on how much gas is in it.
>
> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same
> in-laws.
>
> 4. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so
> clean.
>
> 5. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey guys,
> watch this."
>
> 6. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 7. Your junior prom offered day care.
>
> 8. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded
> right off its wheels.
>
> 9. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
> spouse.
>
> 10. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 11. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
> freebie at the House of Tattoos.
>
> 12. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a
> law against it.
>
> 13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife
> drunk.
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